loki-silver-tongued-god:

*Looks at the calories of something*
“Oh, it’s not that bad for one serving”.

*Looks at how many servings*
“Oh, god dammit”.

*eats it anyways*

(via redqueenofhell)

500daysofeffyou:

SpongeBob, where’s my order?

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Did you look under the tray?

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Oh. No I didn’t, sorry.

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artpopsicle:

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fuckyesdeadpool:

gforcejedi:

i’m sorry
i’m really sorry
but who the fuck is deadpool

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(Source: derezzcartes, via ijustmetyoubutkissme)

4thalbum:

"all gays will go to hell"

oh noooo…. what will i do… surrounded with ……. nothing ……. but other homosexuals……….. u win this round……… god

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dylanr5:

tutsthepussy:

smoke weed, fine. graffiti, fucking do it man. party at strip clubs, more power to you.

but dont you fucking dare drive while drunk. you could kill someone else or yourself. do whatever you want unless you’re going to fuck up someone elses life.

AMEN

(Source: kennethamilton, via ijustmetyoubutkissme)

  • my mom: it's 11 go to sleep
  • me: actually its 10:58

improbablenormality:

i-wanted-to-rp-so-i:

wholocked-me-in-my-mindpalace:

improbablenormality:

johnisnothisdate:

catatonicconundrum:

adolfi:

Hitler flirting with Eva Braun.

I don’t know how this makes me feel

It makes me feel very uncomfortable

You know what’s so uncomfortable about this? It shows that perhaps one of the most evil men in history, was a human being. That, on occasion, he could be nice, even flirty. That’s not all. You want to see evil people as evil, screaming horrible stuff over a desk with 20 microphones with 20, 000 people saluting them. The evil is clear and recognizable then. This shows a completely different image, it scares you because that means that evil isn’t a stereotype, that evil is not recognizable, that evil could be anyone. It scares you because this shows that could be lurking inside anyone and you’ll never ever know. Maybe in you? 

i reblogged this literally like 2 minutes ago, but i want this version because of that comment ^

That comment is one of my favorite post commentaries, because it’s completely right. People aren’t inherently evil. Like good, it’s a role they grow and live into. We have just as much potential to destroy as this man exhibited. And it’s a very eye opening experience to realize that.

omg are people calling my commentary all that holy shit

(Source: axishistory, via redqueenofhell)

savvymavvy:

methlabrador:

when people say “i dont believe in science”

what are you even talking about

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weallhaveourdeanmons:

So I was wearing this shirt today image

and I had two people say: The moose guy is ugly

And I’m like: image

HAVE YOU ACTUALLY SEEN JARED PADALECKI?!

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HE

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IS

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AN

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ADORABLE

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MOOSE

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SO SCREW YOU

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