SpongeBob, where’s my order?
Did you look under the tray?
Oh. No I didn’t, sorry.
i’m really sorry
but who the fuck is deadpool
(Source: derezzcartes, via ijustmetyoubutkissme)
"all gays will go to hell"
oh noooo…. what will i do… surrounded with ……. nothing ……. but other homosexuals……….. u win this round……… god
smoke weed, fine. graffiti, fucking do it man. party at strip clubs, more power to you.
but dont you fucking dare drive while drunk. you could kill someone else or yourself. do whatever you want unless you’re going to fuck up someone elses life.
(Source: kennethamilton, via ijustmetyoubutkissme)
when people say “i dont believe in science”
what are you even talking about
(Source: isntthatwizard, via orithil)
So I was wearing this shirt today
and I had two people say: The moose guy is ugly
And I’m like:
HAVE YOU ACTUALLY SEEN JARED PADALECKI?!
SO SCREW YOU